Sheridan Guerrette

If you earned $60,000 in 2015, [...] Standing still on paper means moving backward by more than $20,000 in real value. “The list of what isn’t my job is shorter than the list of what is,” said an executive assistant at a D.C.

He leans in, lowering his voice, as if the barista might be listening. “You know,” he says, “people are always telling me I should write a book.” “Oh, really..?” I say hesitantly.

No one ever talks about why high-net-worth people buy art, especially during Miami Art Basel, which is hilarious when you’re actually paying attention.